CONGACON WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY... Rumour had that Brad and Jen are going to adopt a new baby in Vietnam. As for the sex of the baby, no outsider knows about this yet. But my guess is that they are going to adopt a boy. Since they already had two girls but only one boy, so another boy would be a safe bet. Apparently, I am on the verge of becoming a homeless person. I am officially broke (can’t even afford a box of CornFlakes, which is my favourite cereal). And my only way out of this unfortunate storm is being adopted by a generous couple who are willing to open their warm hearts and take me in as their newly adopted son. Brad and Jen, if you had a chance to see this entry, please take notice that I am ready to be adopted…by you. Here is my background information: Sex: Male Age: 25 Look: Handsome (very, I really mean it) Health status: Extremely healthy but may be changed soon… Education: Bachelor degree; in the process of becoming a public accountant Marriage status: Single Financial status: Totally broke, and billions of dollar in debt Personality: Silly, wacky, kind, generous, thoughtful, optimistic, hopeful, considerate. If you want to know more please give me a call at (1 800 69GACON) Brad and Jen, please take the above background information into consideration. I am also willing to be on your mile long waiting list as well. I am looking forward to hear from you, my potential angels. Others, please take notice: to be my adopter(s) you must have deep pockets or shitload of money in your saving account. Remember, no money no honey! Oops, I didn’t mean that; I meant: no money no Congacon! Someone, please open your big heart as well as your fat bank account! 
This is a photo of myself, Congacon. Handsome no? |